TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BOOK
DaMissus the Clown for Your Event
| 10 | The Three Stooges are just not available |
| 9 | Unlike other, DaMissus promises and delivers |
| 8 | Reliable, Professional, Affordable and Highly Recommended |
| 7 | The Show is Visually Exciting and Original. |
| 6 | She continually keep the Crowd Laughing. |
| 5 | Most of her Volunteers have survived. |
| 4 | DaMissus's retirement fund needs a big boost. |
| 3 | It is a FUN and Easy Show |
| 2 | DaMissus's kids hope to go to clown college, some day. |
| 1 | Everybody loves clowns |